Nicole Richie

[DJDarknez]

is uglier than Paris Hilton, and Paris ain't exactly good looking.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[JoeySkillz]

Nicole was good looking at a point.. yes she's fugly as hell now.. Paris? i'd still hit it

[Sgdalero]

i wouldnt , Paris wont go down, and richie needs to eat something, cus damn, that girl is too skinny for me.

[DJDarknez]

ezzactly.

she nasty.

both of them are, i think.

[JoeySkillz]

sez u.. to Paris only// i'd still do her

[CajunGuy]

SHE'S A DRUNKEN WHORE!!!!!

but then again, who am I to judge? I'm having a bloody beer right now LOL

[DJDarknez]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer

Well, it's around 5 pm down there right?

[CajunGuy]

yeah almost 5, its a bloody beer because I have a hang over and this is the best hang over cure I know!

[DJDarknez]

I would have had a hangover if I hadn't had puked up everything I had at about 7:30. A measley 3 hours of sleep. Meh.

[CajunGuy]

I went to Gulf Shores, AL in May and I got highly drunk and was puking out of my nose. It was bad LOL

[DJDarknez]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I had some squirt out my nose too! That shit BURNS!

[CajunGuy]

Thank you! That is seriously the worst way to puke, especially if you were drinking beer!

[DJDarknez]

Yeah, well, I was drinking Bicardi Limon and RedBulls, with some Rumpleminz thrown in.

[CajunGuy]

I have never had an alcoholic drink with Red Bull, I hear Red Bull and vodka is all the rage.

[DJDarknez]

It pretty much is. But it's good with the Bicardi :D

[CajunGuy]

Ok, this has gone so off topic LOLOL well, not really, I am sure Nicole Richie pukes now that she is preggers!

[DJDarknez]

She's preggo?

God, that poor kid.

[CajunGuy]

Yeah, why you think the judge only gave her like 4 days in jail

[Sgdalero]

well Paris didnt stay there that much longer anyways.

[CajunGuy]

Paris had like 20 something days, of course they tried to let her out after 5 or 6 days but the judge wasn't having any of that. I wonder what will happy to Lindsay Lohan.

[DJDarknez]

Jail time, I hope.

I bet this becomes the newest rage. Your not on the celebrity A list unless you've done time. Then your really cool.

[CajunGuy]

LOL, that would be entertaining. Rumor Willis was apparently in some drug raid as well. WTF is going on with these people??

[DJDarknez]

Willis?

The little one?

[JoeySkillz]

Jail time, I hope.

I bet this becomes the newest rage. Your not on the celebrity A list unless you've done time. Then your really cool.

haha hell yeah.. Linsey Lohan.. now those are some nice tits there!

[DJDarknez]

Yeeeeeeeeeeea she ain't too bad

I still prefer Alba. Mmmmmmmmm Alba goodness :love: :69: :brows: :cuddle:

http://www.djdarknez.com/oss/jessica_alba0377.jpg

[JoeySkillz]

Yeeeeeeeeeeea she ain't too bad

I still prefer Alba. Mmmmmmmmm Alba goodness :love: :69: :brows: :cuddle:

http://www.djdarknez.com/oss/jessica_alba0377.jpg

i saw that somewhere.. oh yeah.. OVER THERE ------>
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[DJDarknez]

Yah, I'M the one that posted it!

[JoeySkillz]

Yah, I'M the one that posted it!

yeah i remember now lol and then i said i should've changed my vote

[CajunGuy]

I think Jessica Alba was prettier when she was on Dark Angel.

[DJDarknez]

I think so too. I just watched the entire first season last month. The shit they came out with during the second season got it cancelled.

[CajunGuy]

I know, I watched it the first season then Jessica became anorexic and lost a lot of weight and the show started sucking. Too bad because it was a good show.

[JoeySkillz]

I fell in love with her after she made the movie Idle Hands and Never Been Kissed.. Damn she was Smokin Hot in both of them

do you guys remember the old show Flipper with the dolphin.. thats were she started her career

[DJDarknez]

I don't recall the weight loss. I just figured it was because the script writers became retarded.

I have some (maybe 1 or 2?) screencaps from Flipper. I never watched it, didn't even know it was her until Maxim did a spread on her when DA first came out.

[CajunGuy]

WTF, she was in Flipper???

[DJDarknez]

yep!

[CajunGuy]

Hold on, I need to wikipedia it

[JoeySkillz]

Hold on, I need to wikipedia it

give us the link after u havd found it,.,.
i dont wanna search for it, but im sure she was on Flipper cuz i used to watch it..

[DJDarknez]

There ain't much:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%281995_TV_series%29

[JoeySkillz]

yeah her name is on the list..

[CajunGuy]

I thought Flipper was on in the 60's with Gidget?

[DJDarknez]

Probably was, and was re-made for the 90's.

[CajunGuy]

Yeah, I just saw, it was remade for PAX, I wonder why I never saw the remake as I am always watching reruns of Touched By An Angel on PAX

[JoeySkillz]

Yeah, I just saw, it was remade for PAX, I wonder why I never saw the remake as I am always watching reruns of Touched By An Angel on PAX

PAX is a fairly new network.. flipper came out in the 90's and i dont think PAX was around at that time

that Touched by an Angel was one of my fav shows on PAX

[CajunGuy]

It always made me have a tear in my eye.

[JoeySkillz]

It always made me have a tear in my eye.

yeah same here man!

[CajunGuy]

Especially the episode that Wynona Judd's son dies and she has to sing the song he wrote for her.

[JoeySkillz]

Especially the episode that Wynona Judd's son dies and she has to sing the song he wrote for her.

dude no FUKIn WAY MAN,, as i was reading the earlier posts and me writing them.. thats the episode that ran across my mind

what a coinkidink! (spl)
yeah that was a sad song ahh man,., i wanna see that episode again.. it was that good!

[CajunGuy]

LOL great minds think alike:applaudit

[CajunGuy]

BTW Joey, I found it on youtube

YouTube - Psalm 151

[JoeySkillz]

BTW Joey, I found it on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvlM4ECm4sw

Thanks for posting this bro!! it was great to watch it again..
wont lie to ya.. got me teary eyed.. wish i cud see the whole episode!

[CajunGuy]

LOL, so did I, I'm not ashamed to admit it!

[Frederick]

is uglier than Paris Hilton, and Paris ain't exactly good looking.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
On a scale of one to Frederick, they both owe me points.

[DJDarknez]

On a scale of one to Frederick, they both owe me points.

:jump:

[CajunGuy]

BTW, speaking of drunken starlets, there is a movie filming here that was supposed to be starring Lindsay Hoehan but because of her coke induced antics she was replaced by Ron Howards daughter.

[DJDarknez]

Uh Oh.

I think of director's daughters, I think of Tori Spelling, who makes my eyes bleed.

[JoeySkillz]

Uh Oh.

I think of director's daughters, I think of Tori Spelling, who makes my eyes bleed.

OMG Tori Spelling is one Dog faced biatch!!

[DJDarknez]

OMG Tori Spelling is one Dog faced biatch!!

Ezzactly! :agree:

Oh, and apparently she dj's now.

[JoeySkillz]

Ezzactly! :agree:

Oh, and apparently she dj's now.

OHH HELL NAW!!! WTF are u serious..? :smilie_ba

[saci]

Nicole was good looking at a point.. yes she's fugly as hell now.. Paris? i'd still hit it

the cavities on the trees dont have any chance, do they Skillz :smilie_ba
lol

[JoeySkillz]

the cavities on the trees dont have any chance, do they Skillz :smilie_ba
lol

WTF lol
sup bro!!

[Sgdalero]

well, she has a show on some female channel, and she was on the Connan Obrien show the other nite. she had dihaerra of the mouth thou.

[DJDarknez]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/13/rev-tori-blesses-more-gays-then-spins/

(don't bother watching the video, it's a waste of 30 seconds)

[DJDarknez]

yeah

[Sgdalero]

thats it, if she can DJ, then so can I!! LOL

[JoeySkillz]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/13/rev-tori-blesses-more-gays-then-spins/

(don't bother watching the video, it's a waste of 30 seconds)


Dammit u made me watch that shIT!!!

ok i just wanna throw up to that pic of her trying to what we call "retro-n" WTF!!!! Dj Dog Face uGH!

[misterdoormat]

is uglier than Paris Hilton, and Paris ain't exactly good looking.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.


yeah.. and your point is?

[DJDarknez]

yeah.. and your point is?

point is....she ugly.

[JoeySkillz]

point is....she ugly.

yeah and i cant believe "David" ON 90210 dated her cant believe the dude was so obssessed with have having sex with her.. he should of killed himself

[DJDarknez]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah no idea who yer talking about :D

I never watched 90210

[JoeySkillz]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah no idea who yer talking about :D

I never watched 90210

well i did.. haha sum nerd dude dated her.. he played David something real name Brian Austin Green (pretty sure u heard of him)

[DJDarknez]

That name DOES sound familiar

Mebbe I'll look it up when I wake up.

[phil]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t59/tmlms13/18%20plus/lindsay.gif

[DJDarknez]

hahahaha yes

the Many Faces Of Paris Hilton

[Sgdalero]

more like the many outfits she'll only wear once!!!

[JoeySkillz]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t59/tmlms13/18%20plus/lindsay.gif

i love that ho// i'd do her in a Hilton minute.. minus all the STD's of course:p

[Sgdalero]

you know that says "omg david alan grier" in one of the frames, but its still annoying.

[JoeySkillz]

hmm i see OMG Game Cube. i see DAG in the back ground.. but it doesnt say that.. how do u slow it down

[DJDarknez]

I can slow it down once I free up my other computer. There are a few OMG's in there.

[DJDarknez]

fucking adobe

I need the EXTENDED version of Photoshop

I hate it when companies try and get cute about shit

[Sgdalero]

yeah, better bittorrnt it LMAO!!! and the other omg in soulcaliber for PS2.

[DJDarknez]

shush

we speak not of software and bittorrent here. no such thing

[Sgdalero]

who, bitwhat??? im a newbie, i know nothing about the innerweb.... nope.

[JoeySkillz]

ok i saw the David Allen greer line.. its on the top left hand corner with an arrow pointing at him lol

[DJDarknez]

yep!

should be getting this bitch going any minute now...

[JoeySkillz]

oOoOoo

[DJDarknez]

sigh fucking Adobe

They got rid of what they called ImageReady. Nifty program that dealt with mainly web-based image work that was bundled with Photoshop CS and CS2.

Of course, for CS3, they had to get rid of it, thereby enraging a shitload of graphic designers.

So now I have to get Adobe Fireworks.

What a pain in the ass.

[DJDarknez]

OK, I slowed the animation down to a frame every 2 seconds...

http://www.djdarknez.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=918

[JoeySkillz]

for some reason she looks nasty in all of them all slowed down and shit!! Thats tight how u did that thO!

[DJDarknez]

That's because she's a nasty lookin ho. Not nappy headed. Just nasty.

It's that Fireworks program I was talking about up above. I just took the original and slowed it down some.

[JoeySkillz]

cooel!

[luvdance]

PARIS HILTON is one hell of a whore and needs to be locked up for more than 5 minutes!

[DJDarknez]

YES!

Locked up in a small room with no windows. That would be best.

Ugh.

I still meet guys who are all like "yeah, I'd fuck her, I think she's hot".

HOW? WHY?

:smilie_ba

[luvdance]

YES!

Locked up in a small room with no windows. That would be best.

Ugh.

I still meet guys who are all like "yeah, I'd fuck her, I think she's hot".

HOW? WHY?

:smilie_ba

she is so not hot...she's a slut, that's why they wanna fuck her...they know they'll get some...probably all at the same time...

[DJDarknez]

Yeah, well, now that she's not worth 60 million dollars these days, I bet that's changed!

[JoeySkillz]

YES!

Locked up in a small room with no windows. That would be best.

Ugh.

I still meet guys who are all like "yeah, I'd fuck her, I think she's hot".

HOW? WHY?

:smilie_ba

i think im starting to think that way now!!
The HOW and WHY i mean..

[DJDarknez]

Awesome!

It's spreading!

Give it enough time, and nobody will give a shit about her!

She'll be another has been!

[JoeySkillz]

Awesome!

It's spreading!

Give it enough time, and nobody will give a shit about her!

She'll be another has been!

dang., i only hear the words has been in the movies and tv shows..
u must be white :p

[DJDarknez]

I'm definitely a white boy

[JoeySkillz]

I'm definitely a white boy

i aint mad at cha!!! :applaudit me likes white girls!!

[DJDarknez]

Oh, so do I! :D

[JoeySkillz]

Oh, so do I! :D

im fukin bored as hell .. u can see how fast i post right after you LOL!!

[DJDarknez]

HA!

So am I.

Killin time be4 I go dj tonight.

[JoeySkillz]

HA!

So am I.

Killin time be4 I go dj tonight.
or taking photos? :rotflmao:

[DJDarknez]

photos

pfft

not tonight, tonight I dj!

[JoeySkillz]

photos

pfft

not tonight, tonight I dj!

WOOO!!!!! stay away from the hip hop

[DJDarknez]

HA!

It'll be 60% hip hop

In Chicago, it's unavoidable. Chicago is a hip hop city.

[JoeySkillz]

HA!

It'll be 60% hip hop

In Chicago, it's unavoidable. Chicago is a hip hop city.

thought it was all about House :(

[DJDarknez]

It used to be. No more. All thanks to Kanye and Common.

[JoeySkillz]

It used to be. No more. All thanks to Kanye and Common.

damn Kanye :mad:
YouTube - Kanye West vs Carlos Mencia

[Sgdalero]

i really hate kanye west, dont like his music, at all.

[DJDarknez]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah he's a whiney little bitch. Mencia was dead on for that.

[luvdance]

i really hate kanye west, dont like his music, at all.

i saw him at the u2 concert...he was the backup thing before u2 came on stage....hip hop is so 80's...i didnt think to much of him

[DJDarknez]

KANYE WEST was the opening act for U2?

That doesn't sound right...

[luvdance]

KANYE WEST was the opening act for U2?

That doesn't sound right...

if kayne west is the guy that sings golddigger....yes it was him alright!

[DJDarknez]

well shit

That's random as hell!

[luvdance]

well shit

That's random as hell!

he wasnt the original backup guy....coz u2 was meant to come to adelaide in march but there had to postpone it coz one of the band members daughter was really sick, they ended up coming in novemeber and the orginal backup back couldnt make it then or something

[DJDarknez]

funky!

Oh well, U2 put on a good show, that's all that matters

[luvdance]

funky!

Oh well, U2 put on a good show, that's all that matters

they sure did...they were awesome!

[DJDarknez]

HA!

Told ya!

[JoeySkillz]

KANYE WEST was the opening act for U2?

That doesn't sound right...

it think i saw them during live earth together as well.. im not sure tho... like 80% sure that they were doing a duo Kanye and U2 that is

and for the record.. i dont think U2 sucks anymore.. they are awesome.. never really heard any of thier old stuff.. but what i hear now i likey

[luvdance]

their old stuff is good too

[JoeySkillz]

i'll have to check it out.. can u recommend a number 1 hit from back then?

[DJDarknez]

Where the Streets Have No Name
Mysterious Ways
One
Bad
The Fly
Bullet the Blue Sky
Desire

[JoeySkillz]

i'll write those down Thanks... i'll prolly look em up on youtube 1st.. and decide from there

[DJDarknez]

Those are just ones I could think of. LOTS more.

[JoeySkillz]

You mean it never ends?

[DJDarknez]

Hell, they've been around since the early 80's. They have like 7 or 8 albums, maybe 9 or 10.

LOTS of tracks!

[JoeySkillz]

damn what are they, Cher's children?

[DJDarknez]

I sure as shit hope not, I hate cher :D

Naw, just a couple of Irish blokes putting some music together

I actually have a copy of a DVD that I downloaded from a concert they put on somewhere in Australia...Sydney or Melbourne, I can't remember.

Good shit though.

That was back in Bono's Mephisto days.