Mardi Gras Schedule

[Duck]

SATURDAY, JANUARY 6
• Phunny Phorty Phellows - Streetcar Route, 7:00 p.m.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 21
• Claude - Slidell, 1:00 p.m.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3
• Krewe du Vieux - French Quarter, 7:00 p.m.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4Orleans / Jefferson
• Little Rascals - Metairie, 11:00 a.m

St. Tammany
• Perseus - Slidell, 1:00 p.m.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9Orleans / Jefferson
• Oshun - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.

• Cleopatra - West Bank, 6:30 p.m.

• Pygmalion - Uptown, 6:45 p.m.

• Excalibur - Metairie, 7:00 p.m.

St. Tammany
• Eve - Mandeville, 7:00 p.m.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10Orleans / Jefferson
• Pontchartrain - Uptown, 1:00 p.m.

• Shangri-La - Uptown, 2:00 p.m.

• Caesar - Metairie, 6:00 p.m.

• Sparta - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.

• Pegasus - Uptown, 6:45 p.m.

St. Tammany
• Olympia - Covington, 6:00 p.m.

• Mona Lisa and Moon Pie - Slidell, 7:00 p.m.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11Orleans / Jefferson
• Alla - West Bank, Noon

• Carrollton - Uptown, Noon

• King Arthur - Uptown, 1:15 p.m.

• Barkus - French Quarter, 2:00 p.m.

• Rhea - Metairie, 3:30 p.m.

• Centurions - Metairie, 4:15 p.m.

St. Bernard
• Nemesis - Chalmette 2:00 p.m.

St. Tammany
• Dionysus - Slidell, 1:00 p.m.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14
• Druids - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.

• Thor - Metairie, 7:00 p.m.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15• Babylon - Uptown, 5:45 p.m.

• Chaos - Uptown, 6:30 p.m.

• Muses - Uptown, 7:30 p.m.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16Orleans / Jefferson
• Hermes - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.

• Aquila - Metairie, 7:00 p.m.

• d'Etat - Uptown, 6:30 p.m.

• Jason - Metairie, 7:30 p.m.

• Morpheus - Uptown, 7:45 p.m.

St. Tammany
• Selene - Slidell, 6:30 p.m.

• Orpheus - Mandeville, 7:00 p.m.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 17
• NOMTOC - West Bank, 10:45 a.m.

• Iris - Uptown, 11:00 a.m.

• Tucks - Uptown, 12:30 p.m.

• Endymion - Uptown, 4:30 p.m.

• Isis - Metairie, 6:00 p.m.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18Orleans / Jefferson
• Okeanos - Uptown, 11:00 a.m.

• Thoth - Uptown, 11:30 a.m.

• Adonis - West Bank, Noon

• Mid-City - Uptown, 2:00 p.m.

• Bacchus - Uptown, 5:15 p.m.

• Napoleon - Metairie, 5:30 p.m.

St. Tammany
• Tchefuncte - Madisonville, 10:00 a.m.

LUNDI GRAS, FEBRUARY 19
• Proteus - Uptown, 5:15 p.m.

• Orpheus - Uptown, 5:45 p.m.

• Zeus - Metairie, 6:30 p.m.

MARDI GRAS, FEBRUARY 20Orleans / Jefferson
• Zulu - Uptown, 8:00 a.m.

• Rex - Uptown, 10:00 a.m.

• Elks Orleans - Uptown, 11:30 a.m.

• Crescent City - Uptown, follows Elks


• Argus - Metairie, 10:00 a.m.

• Jefferson Trucks - Metairie, follows Argus

• Elks Jefferson - Metairie, follows Jefferson


• Grela - West Bank, 11:00 a.m.

• Choctaw - West Bank, Noon

St. Tammany
• Lions - Covington, 10:00 a.m.

• Covington - Covington, follows Lions

[ohgolly_80]

so you gonna come get me so i can go?

[Duck]

cummon down the waters fine

[ohgolly_80]

yeah. you payin?

[Duck]

for a couple rounds of drinks?

[ohgolly_80]

no. traveling expenses?

[Duck]

do i look like a sugar daddy lol


good gawd girls see a cute face and body on a guy with a happily enhanced thingie and poof ,,, must have money lol

[ohgolly_80]

lmao. i wouldn't know about all your happy lil body parts there buddy! lol. sorry.

[Duck]

but you've dreamed about it for soo long

me and you havin wild monkey sex while your screamin in your farmer girl voice and i'm screamin in my trucker voice lol

[Duck]

ha ha i just realized somethin lol
Phunny Phorty Phellows reminds me of Mr Pillow Pants from clerks 2 ........ he is the troll that lives inside a girls vagina until she pee's him out at the age of 21 so she is peotected from sex lol

[barbie]

I am soooooo excited about Mardi Gras, Duck u have any reconmendations (however the hell u spell that)???

[Duck]

I am soooooo excited about Mardi Gras, Duck u have any reconmendations (however the hell u spell that)???

well lets see ,,,,,,,, Burbon Street is naturally gonna be rockin all nite long ,,, maybe go down to Napoleion and Tchoputulas Sat nite (where the perade starts) at Tippatinas and the Meteors are playing ,,,,,,,, other than that theres a bunch to do and alot of bars to go to

[DJDarknez]

lulz

2 friends of mine and I went down for Mardi Gras years ago. We took a cab from the hotel to Bourbon street. the fawkin cab driver dropped us off in the BOYS TOWN side of bourbon street! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[ohgolly_80]

LMAO! I remember that. lol. Too funny!

And no i don't dream about that.

[Duck]

ha ha he droped you off by the OZ lol

[DJDarknez]

Yeah, I guess so. We almost fuckin RAN down to the straight part of Bourbon. Much better area for 3 straight guys :D

[Duck]

could be worse ,,,,,,,,, could have been during decadence lol

[DJDarknez]

???

[Duck]

the all gay perade season lol

[ohgolly_80]

what you go to that?

[Duck]

no not me babe ,,,,,,,, i just know when to stay away



i do go across the street to Tropical Isle on Tuesdays ,,, they do a all lesbian drag show doing performance acts like limp biskit and others

[ohgolly_80]

That is ok. I have to go to a gay bar this weekend.

[Duck]

guy gay bar or girl gay bar?



your gonna possibly come back with a story for me?

[ohgolly_80]

both. i been there before. my best bud is gay so therefore it is his bday and i am going to the bar with him. actually fun. gay guys are so nice. they compliment you and like to have fun. lol. the girls must see a sign on my forehead that says straight or something. never had an issue there.

[Duck]

sounds like a fun time

[Sgdalero]

both. i been there before. my best bud is gay so therefore it is his bday and i am going to the bar with him. actually fun. gay guys are so nice. they compliment you and like to have fun. lol. the girls must see a sign on my forehead that says straight or something. never had an issue there.

really, a sign on your forhead huh.... you... i cant see you having one of those..... I'm gonna wait for the responce over in the corner now..:bangtard:

[ohgolly_80]

Wtf! Dear lord! Gonna beat you with a hammer!

[Sgdalero]

I dunno Oh Gholly, i dont think you could swing it hard enough, i think ur boobs would get in the way. and as for Mardi Gras... I'll pass, We have it over here at Univesal Studios, its for a month and a week. and its about 15 minutes from my house. and I wont GET SHOT going there.