Alcohol Is Bad [Archive]

Sgdalero

06-21-2006, 02:35 AM

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who is sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine: "No, they open... "

luvdance

08-23-2006, 01:29 AM

HAHA!! she's a hoe!

DJDarknez

08-23-2006, 01:30 AM

I kinda like her

luvdance

08-23-2006, 11:24 PM

I kinda like her

LMFAO!!! yeah you would Will!

:rotflmao:

:nono:

hotdanceej14

11-20-2006, 12:50 PM

hahaha thats so funny.... and all too familiar... LOL jk

DJDarknez

11-20-2006, 06:20 PM

hahaha thats so funny.... and all too familiar... LOL jk

o rly? Tell me.....what is your drink of choice??

hotdanceej14

11-21-2006, 10:46 AM

whatever you are buying!!! LOL

DJDarknez

11-21-2006, 11:36 AM

whatever you are buying!!! LOL

awesome

JoeySkillz

08-25-2007, 01:12 PM

hahaha thats so funny.... and all too familiar... LOL jk

yeah i bet LOL!!

Sgdalero

08-31-2007, 03:09 AM

go jess!!! LMAO!