Sgdalero
01-08-2006, 03:24 AM
40ish... 48
Adventurer... Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic... Flat-chested
Average-looking... Ugly
Beautiful... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile... Bring your penicillin
Educated... College dropout
Emotionally Secure... Medicated
Feminist... Fat; ball buster
Free Spirit... Substance user
Friendship First... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun... Annoying
New-Age... All body hair, all the time
Old-Fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-Minded... Desperate
Outgoing... Loud
Passionate... Loud
Poet... Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional... Real Witch
Redhead... Shops the Clairol section
Rubenesque... Grossly Fat
Romantic.... Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous... Very Fat
Weight Proportional To Height... Extremely fat
Wants Soul Mate... One step away from stalking
Widow... Nagged first husband to death
Young At Heart... Toothless geezer
Adventurer... Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic... Flat-chested
Average-looking... Ugly
Beautiful... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile... Bring your penicillin
Educated... College dropout
Emotionally Secure... Medicated
Feminist... Fat; ball buster
Free Spirit... Substance user
Friendship First... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun... Annoying
New-Age... All body hair, all the time
Old-Fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-Minded... Desperate
Outgoing... Loud
Passionate... Loud
Poet... Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional... Real Witch
Redhead... Shops the Clairol section
Rubenesque... Grossly Fat
Romantic.... Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous... Very Fat
Weight Proportional To Height... Extremely fat
Wants Soul Mate... One step away from stalking
Widow... Nagged first husband to death
Young At Heart... Toothless geezer