CajunGuy
08-27-2004, 08:30 PM
Gays love musicals but not as much as they love pirates! That's why Iron Horse Productions in association with Spectrum Flame Films proudly brings you a tale of love, courage, and makeup! "Gay Pirates of The South Pacific" follows the exploits of John "Brown Hole" Jack, played by Rupert Everett, who was kicked off his WWII navy boat, USS Manhandle, in the South Pacific over an unfortunate misunderstanding with a coconut and a vat of butter Crisco. Together with group of mary misfits including Christina Aguilera as the feisty man "Fisty" who lost of his fingers in a sex toy accident and Margaret Cho as "Slant Eye", an ex Chinese assassin who can't see straight- they roam the South Pacific stealing rice patties and chopsticks from unsuspecting poverty stricken village people. This they do elaborately when General Macarthur, played by Missy Misdemeanor Elliot, elicits the group back into the service to rescue their old shipmates who were captured by sumo wrestling Judo Japanese kamikazes. By posing as overweight Geisha's, they must infiltrate the sumo wrestling Judo Japanese kamikazes to save their once colleagues and restore honor to the US Navy. Featuring the fat dyke daughter of Sono Bono and Cher, this marks Chasity Bono's first ever on screen debut as Mai Thai, the geisha matron who dreams of being the world's first transgender Sumo wrestler. With such songs as "Wash that lube right out of my pubes", "Oklahomo", "Yo Ho Ho and a mouthful of cum" it will surely be a movie the whole alternative lifestyle family will enjoy. Roger Ebert raves, "I haven't cried this much since I had that dream Jennifer Lopez actually won an oscar." And Gene Shallot says, "If Harvey Weinstein was in drag wearing a 'Pig Bottom Oink Oink" shirt at a prison rodeo, this movie would still be gayer!" Gay Pirates of the South Pacific, coming to a gay bath house near you!