french jokes

[Carrie]

:)


_what is it between you and me?

and

_What is the mariage for many guys?
an expensive method to wash their clothes.

_Why shouts one the women and the children initially, when that a boat runs?

Because after, the sharks are not any more hungry.

_Why God did it create the orgasm?

So that the Italians know when it is necessary to stop

_How called a boomerang which does not return?
A clotheshanger.

_What makes 30cm and who is white?
Nothing, everyone knows that if that made 30 cm, it is black.

_Why the plungers plunge do always behind and never ahead?
Because if not they fall into the boat.

_Which is the difference between a bean plate and a fart?

Between two and three hours.

_what is red in a bathroom?
a baby, who play with a razor.

_and what is green in a bathroom?
the same baby next weeks.


me :bangtard: you

[Sgdalero]

didnt quiet understand some of those, but atleast you and I share the same birthday, ofcourse, I'm 2 yrs older.

[Hilly]

Is that ur arse in the foto Carrie? looks good..


I have a French joke.. you ready



it's coming




soon



ok here it is : Wee wee

MUWHAHAHAHAHA ah im an idiot

[hotdanceej14]

Which is the difference between a bean plate and a fart?

Between two and three hours.






ok THAT one made me laugh..... HAHAHAA farting is funny

[DJDarknez]

ok THAT one made me laugh..... HAHAHAA farting is funny

Wow, this a first. Never met a girl that actually admits to farting. :p

[Hilly]

I do........................ *blaarp*

[DJDarknez]

mine are more dainty, like "pffft"

smell all flowery and shit

[Hilly]

Yeh see im a real mean, gotta have the chunky BLAAAARP sound... otherwise its useless..

[hotdanceej14]

Wow, this a first. Never met a girl that actually admits to farting. :p



dammit i didnt admit to it... i said its funny.... in general! :bangtard:

[Hilly]

dammit i didnt admit to it... i said its funny.... in general! :bangtard:
*rolls eyes* Typical tryna get out of a FRAUDIAN FART now.. *slip i mean tee hee hee

[hotdanceej14]

hahahahahaha ok fine..........


























i farted

[DJDarknez]

hahahahahaha ok fine..........


























i farted

YES! I KNEW IT! :applaudit

[Hilly]

It Really Smells Too!!

[misterdoormat]

I'm sorry that I've been away for so long, that I would miss the arival of the prettiest French lady in the WORLD!

[luvdance]

mine are more dainty, like "pffft"

smell all flowery and shit


that is disgusting! how graphic

[hotdanceej14]

LMAO..... farting is cool (at least thats what i've been told) HAHA

[DJDarknez]

i went out with a chick tonight who said she would get into farting contests with her ex....ain';t riught!

[hotdanceej14]

i never did thatr... but my ex used to fart on my head and stuff oh god it was awful.... LOL

[DJDarknez]

thats............not right

i remember one time, me and the ex were going at it...she was on top...facing me...and she farted on my, um...BALLS

[hotdanceej14]

o-m-g!!!!! are you serious??? i bet she must have been so embarrassed

[DJDarknez]

dead serious!

we laughed it off

it was right after we finished...so we were all chillin and stuff

and then
















































PFFFFTT

[DJDarknez]

it was GREAT





























































































but not really

[Sgdalero]

Oh man, I'm laughing soo hard, I farted.....

[DJDarknez]

Oh man, I'm laughing soo hard, I farted.....

That's good. You should be able to chuckle.

[JoeySkillz]

thats............not right

i remember one time, me and the ex were going at it...she was on top...facing me...and she farted on my, um...BALLS

hahahahahah hey man it happens .... :rotflmao:

[JoeySkillz]

:)







_Which is the difference between a bean plate and a fart?

Between two and three hours.

_what is red in a bathroom?
a baby, who play with a razor.

_and what is green in a bathroom?
the same baby next weeks.





hahah these where great!