DJDarknez
07-01-2005, 06:56 PM
A Polish man married an American girl after he had
been in the United States a year or so; and, even though
his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
But one day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him
--"very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend upon the circumstances, and asked him a few questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD
player with 5.1sound. We don't necessarily like the music,
but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read -- it says,
'Polish Remover'
been in the United States a year or so; and, even though
his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
But one day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him
--"very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend upon the circumstances, and asked him a few questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD
player with 5.1sound. We don't necessarily like the music,
but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read -- it says,
'Polish Remover'