DJDarknez
07-01-2005, 06:54 PM
> The doctor said, "Joey, the good news is I can cure
> your headaches. The bad news is that it will require
> castration. You have a very rare condition, which
> causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
> pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
> to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
>
> Joey was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
> anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
> under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital he was without a headache
> for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
> was missing an important part of himself. As he walked
> down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> different person. He could make a new beginning and
> live a new life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's
> what I need - a new suit He entered the shop and told
> the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
> see... size 44 long."
>
> Joey laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>
> Joey tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
>
> As Joey admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
> asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joey thought for a
> moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
> Joey and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
>
> Joey was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!"
>
> Joey tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
>
> Joey walked comfortably around the shop and the
> salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joey thought for a second and said, "Sure."
>
> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joey's waist and said,
> "Let's see...size 36."
>
> Joey laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since
> I was 18 years old."
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
> 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up
> against the base of your spine and give you one hell
> of a headache."
>
> New suit = $400
> New shirt = $ 36
> New underwear = $ 6
> Second opinion: PRICELESS
> your headaches. The bad news is that it will require
> castration. You have a very rare condition, which
> causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
> pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
> to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
>
> Joey was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
> anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
> under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital he was without a headache
> for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
> was missing an important part of himself. As he walked
> down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> different person. He could make a new beginning and
> live a new life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's
> what I need - a new suit He entered the shop and told
> the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
> see... size 44 long."
>
> Joey laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>
> Joey tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
>
> As Joey admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
> asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joey thought for a
> moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
> Joey and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
>
> Joey was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!"
>
> Joey tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
>
> Joey walked comfortably around the shop and the
> salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joey thought for a second and said, "Sure."
>
> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joey's waist and said,
> "Let's see...size 36."
>
> Joey laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since
> I was 18 years old."
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
> 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up
> against the base of your spine and give you one hell
> of a headache."
>
> New suit = $400
> New shirt = $ 36
> New underwear = $ 6
> Second opinion: PRICELESS