DJDarknez
07-01-2005, 06:45 PM
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."