luvdance
06-06-2005, 12:11 AM
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly
>> > walked up
>>to
>> > the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for
>> > my wife.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
>> > every shape, size, color and material imaginable. " Actually, even
>> > with
>>all
>> > of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose
>> > from."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and
>> > the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
>>them.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The
>> > Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts
>> > the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>> > and
>>The
>> > Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>>letters
>> > used to define bra sizes?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
>> > stood for, it is about time you became informed!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (A} Almost Boobs...
>> >
>> > (B} Barely there.
>> >
>> > {C} Can't Complain!
>> >
>> > {D} Dang!
>> >
>> > {DD} Double dang!
>> >
>> > {E} Enormous!
>> >
>> > {F} Fake.
>> >
>> > {G} Get a Reduction.
>> >
>> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Send this to all that will appreciate it!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!
>> >
>
>> > walked up
>>to
>> > the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for
>> > my wife.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
>> > every shape, size, color and material imaginable. " Actually, even
>> > with
>>all
>> > of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose
>> > from."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and
>> > the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
>>them.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The
>> > Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts
>> > the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>> > and
>>The
>> > Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>>letters
>> > used to define bra sizes?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
>> > stood for, it is about time you became informed!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (A} Almost Boobs...
>> >
>> > (B} Barely there.
>> >
>> > {C} Can't Complain!
>> >
>> > {D} Dang!
>> >
>> > {DD} Double dang!
>> >
>> > {E} Enormous!
>> >
>> > {F} Fake.
>> >
>> > {G} Get a Reduction.
>> >
>> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Send this to all that will appreciate it!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!
>> >
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