DJDarknez
06-05-2005, 11:46 PM
Yeah, I know, most of you got the e-mail, but whatever...
Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping the missus on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next..".
Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping the missus on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next..".