DJDarknez
08-08-2004, 02:53 PM
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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. |
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| Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," |
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| The proctologist called |
| ...they found your head. |
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| Everyone has a photographic memory |
| ...some just don't have any film. |
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. |
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| Your ridiculous little |
| opinion has been noted. |
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| I used to have a handle |
| on life..but it broke off. |
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| WANTED: Meaningful |
| overnight relationship. |
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| Guys...just because you have one, |
| doesn't mean you have to be one. |
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| Some people just don't know how to drive... |
| I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
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| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. |
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| Don't like my driving? |
| Then quit watching me. |
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| If you can read this...I can |
| slam on my brakes and sue you. |
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| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
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| Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out |
| by itself. |
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| Hang up and drive!! |
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And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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| Welcome to America |
| ...now speak English |
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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," |
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|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| The proctologist called |
| ...they found your head. |
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| Everyone has a photographic memory |
| ...some just don't have any film. |
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. |
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| Your ridiculous little |
| opinion has been noted. |
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|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| I used to have a handle |
| on life..but it broke off. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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| WANTED: Meaningful |
| overnight relationship. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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| Guys...just because you have one, |
| doesn't mean you have to be one. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Some people just don't know how to drive... |
| I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
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|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Don't like my driving? |
| Then quit watching me. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| If you can read this...I can |
| slam on my brakes and sue you. |
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| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out |
| by itself. |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Hang up and drive!! |
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And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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| Welcome to America |
| ...now speak English |
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