barbie
08-08-2004, 03:05 AM
MASTERCARD wedding
>You gotta love this guy...
>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
>wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
>thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
>token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
>special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
>including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
>to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
>each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
>best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
>hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
>watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
>best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said,
>"F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
>outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
>finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
>if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay
>over
>$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. And best of all, trashing
>the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
>family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends.....................$32,000.
>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>humping the best man.......... Priceless.
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD.
>You gotta love this guy...
>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
>wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
>thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
>token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
>special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
>including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
>to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
>each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
>best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
>hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
>watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
>best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said,
>"F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
>outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
>finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
>if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay
>over
>$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. And best of all, trashing
>the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
>family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends.....................$32,000.
>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>humping the best man.......... Priceless.
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD.