luvdance
04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench >rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and
> begins to
>
> >talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> >MAN: "Hello?"
> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >MAN: "Yes."
> >WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat
> it's
>
> >only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> >MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> 2004 >models. I saw one I really liked."
> >MAN: "How much?"
> >WOMAN: "$60,000"
> >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last
> year is >back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000"
> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
> locker
> >room are looking at him in astonishment.
> >Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
> bench >rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and
> begins to
>
> >talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> >MAN: "Hello?"
> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >MAN: "Yes."
> >WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat
> it's
>
> >only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> >MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> 2004 >models. I saw one I really liked."
> >MAN: "How much?"
> >WOMAN: "$60,000"
> >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last
> year is >back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000"
> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
> locker
> >room are looking at him in astonishment.
> >Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"