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luvdance
04-17-2005, 09:38 PM
If they don't have chocolate in heaven... I ain't going!
If we are what we eat... I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong
In God we trust - All others we monitor
I'm in touch with my inner bitch
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
Veni, Vedi, VISA: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. I don't even know why I left the house.
I'm sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight.
I'm not into stroking, and that includes egos.
When I need someone to: spend my money, drink my whiskey, and tell me what to do; I'll let you know.
I've got the attitude...and YOU'VE got the problem.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

DJDarknez
04-17-2005, 11:55 PM
Oh yeah, #1 is all you! :applaudit

luvdance
04-18-2005, 01:02 AM
Oh yeah, #1 is all you! :applaudit


lol! i know :p