DJDarknez
04-15-2005, 08:25 PM
A new store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX. A man may go to
choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors and the
women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a wife from that floor. But if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower
floors.
A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These women have jobs.The man reads the sign and says to
himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?"
So up he goes.
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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports and drink beer. The man
smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
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The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely
good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more, much more, further up!"
He heads up another flight.
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The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are
extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch and gripe about
anything.
"Awesome!..how close to perfect can you get?.. . But just
think.....what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor he goes.
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The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor.
There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that men are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.
choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors and the
women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a wife from that floor. But if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower
floors.
A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These women have jobs.The man reads the sign and says to
himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?"
So up he goes.
************************************************** *********************
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports and drink beer. The man
smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
************************************************** *********************
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
************************************************** *********************
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely
good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more, much more, further up!"
He heads up another flight.
************************************************** *********************
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are
extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch and gripe about
anything.
"Awesome!..how close to perfect can you get?.. . But just
think.....what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor he goes.
************************************************** *********************
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor.
There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that men are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.