DJDarknez
08-07-2004, 03:43 PM
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one
used the watercooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I
have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one
used the watercooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I
have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."