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DJDarknez
12-31-2004, 03:02 AM
BALGA SECONDARY COLLEGE - MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME ............................
GANG ............................
Time allowed: 1 hour

1. If Mohammed lowers his WRX two inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from the stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?

3. If Mustafa runs 10 km from the Police in Westfield to Armadale then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Maddington, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Thornlie Shopping Centre?

4. Phan has 2 grams of cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

5. If Darren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago from the Balga Wreckers?

6. If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and Soula is only 19 years old, how much will her mother need if she is 47?

7. Mohammed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

8. If Abdullah runs a Doner Kebab shop in Wanneroo Plaza and works as a taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?

9. If Nollamara's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?

10. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for the trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $200 per day crack habit?

11. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Spearwood to North Perth, how many round trips will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant at any one given time?

12. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:

a) 2 feet away .....%
b) 5 feet away .....%
c) 100 feet away ....%

END OF EXAM

Hilly
01-01-2005, 05:38 AM
hahahaha typical!

luvdance
02-07-2005, 01:23 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! that is hilarious!!!

JoeySkillz
02-21-2005, 04:17 AM
i dont get it u guys!!!!! :shakinghe