bedtime story

[luvdance]

it's been ages since we've done one, so...................


once upon a time, in a far away place, there lived........

[CajunGuy]

A big fat hairy troll named

[taylor]

ugly looks up and says

[Hilly]

I am the one and only big fat hairy troll..

[luvdance]

who was then killed by luv!!! (i hate that effing troll cajun!!!)


after that luv decided that she would....

[CajunGuy]

go to the doctor because she was pregnant with the big ugly fat troll's love child!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! Instead of having an abortion she decided to have the troll love child and just then her water broke!! So she....

[luvdance]

walk across the road....and was hit by a car....luv was ok...but the baby had died....she decided to go shopping to celebrate....she brought a brand new....

[CajunGuy]

fur coat but little did she know that cajun saw the whole accident and saw how when luv was hit by the car, the baby was ejected from her womb and into a nearby corn field so even though luv assumed the baby was dead, cajun found the baby and nursed him back to health. Twenty years later, the baby was a full grown big ugly fat hairy troll named....

[luvdance]

satan! the troll thought that cajun was his mother coz cajun nursed it for so many years. luv decided to go visit fred and ask him....

[CajunGuy]

"Do you think there is any chance that the troll baby I once had is still alive? I soooo miss it." as Luv started crying for her loss, Fred said....

[luvdance]

"no, he is dead....just forget it"

luv was very very happy that the troll died... so she threw a party....she had the party at....

[CajunGuy]

Cajun's! Where cajun introduced everyone to a hairy ugly troll he called, Joeyskillz. However, right when Joeyskillz looked at Luvdance, he knew for sure that she was his real mom, so he....

[luvdance]

commited suicide.

the party was a blast....luv's new love interest......

[CajunGuy]

another big fat ugly troll unrelated to the other trolls, that's when...

[luvdance]

luv took out her gun and killed that troll coz she was very anti-troll anything.


luv hit it off with brad pitt who was drinking a......

[CajunGuy]

new drink made the the troll bartender who was giving luvdance the "eye", but just then they all felt a....

[luvdance]

(LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ the troll bartender who was giving luvdance the "eye")


rough, hard, green and purple looking.....

[CajunGuy]

PENIS! and it belonged to....

[luvdance]

DJDARKNEZ? everyone was shocked. it was so....

[CajunGuy]

COLORFUL! Luv realized she had to get some....

[luvdance]

so she ask DJDarknez if he wanted to....

[CajunGuy]

bleach it to make it white again, but he said...

[luvdance]

"no, i like it the way it is" than Cajun wanted to have a pink and yellow.....

[CajunGuy]

Balloon party because it was almost time for Mardi Gras! So he went to the sex toy store to buy...

[luvdance]

some handcuffs, whips and a big, long, fat........

[CajunGuy]

KEG! But he found that it was....

[luvdance]

not a keg.....it was a massive ... black....

[CajunGuy]

Statue that peed beer! "Kick ass" he exclaimed as luv...

[luvdance]

danced as the statued peed beer. cajun and luv decied it was time that the stopped fighting their erges and ..........

[CajunGuy]

make blueberry pancakes!! They were very hungry after a night of...

[luvdance]

dancing under the statue peeing beer. DJDarknez decided it was time that he........

[CajunGuy]

got naked and danced so he....

[KL®]

peeled off the cloth and decided to go streaking to the...

[Hilly]

GYM!!! He cried "We're streaaaaaaaaking" as he drunkenly ran thru the...

[luvdance]

car park....then a big, fat, ugly lady went up tp DJD and said....

[Hilly]

"U kno DJD.... that huge 'THING' of yours really....

[JoeySkillz]

sucked..it was like i was having a ....

[CajunGuy]

a vaginal exam performed by a midget with a potato and crackers, that's when...

[taylor]

I'm on the phone hang on ;)

[luvdance]

a vaginal exam performed by a midget with a potato and crackers, that's when...



BOOM!! a big explosion went off in....

[Hilly]

China town!! And everyone was covered in noodles and...

[CajunGuy]

soy sauce!!! that's when Cajun turned around and said....

[Hilly]

"oooooooo i remember licking this soy sauce off my bf's....

[CajunGuy]

...hairy chest!" That's when someone...

[Hilly]

kicked him in the nuts and sed "stop day dreamin u sissy!! We need more..

[CajunGuy]

Little did that "someone" know but cajun was wearing a cup and also bench presses 300 #'s, so cajun turned around and said, "Who you calling sissy you little bitch?"

[Hilly]

The some1 turned out to be JoeySkills, shocked, he wept as Cajun whipped his ass in a thumbwrestle..:p

[luvdance]

later on that day cajun, joey and hilly found DJD looking towards......

[Hilly]

the sun, and they asked WTF r u doin?? u kno thats dangerous?!

[JoeySkillz]

i dont care if its dangerous, i have somthing dangerous between my legs and...

[Hilly]

I kno how to use it!! But, i have no 1 to use it with/on, until i go to Oz and see...

[luvdance]

Hilly!! hilly and DJD were gonna get it on when cajun demanded.....

[JoeySkillz]

that he get some "head" work on his car and went off to...

[CajunGuy]

the nearest gay bar to see ATB who is sooooo gay and wants cajun to be naked on a barstool wearing nothing but hot fudge, that's when Cajun saw....

[JoeySkillz]

ATB doing a girl and said to himself "A.......T.......B NOOOOOOOO" You need to have a shirt on when you....

[CajunGuy]

Lick the flower that is known as WOMAN!" That's when Joey said...

[JoeySkillz]

i no no what chu talkin bout. Me just wanna....

[luvdance]

have sex with luvdance!!!


that's when DJD came in a said................

[JoeySkillz]

Hi guys, dont mind me, im just setting up my video camera here. HAY!! I said keep going. If you.....

[Hilly]

dont like me watchin, i will just hide in the darknez :p hahaha

[luvdance]

so Joey and Cajun proceeded to make porn while DJD was taping.....it was getting all hot and.............

[CajunGuy]

Cajun wondered when did the video camera become involved? That's when Hillly said....

[luvdance]

"Hey, i wanna be in the porn as well with Joey and Cajun"

after the porn vid was made.....

[Hilly]

hilly sed, "u 2 r sick!! I thort we were making hetero porn with luvdance and we were triple teaming her!!" With all the comotion, Fred burst in and...

[KL®]

with KL behind him and all 5 guys proceeded to circle jerk around....

[CajunGuy]

when cajun said "omg,i'm about to..."

[JoeySkillz]

fUKIN bUST a great big one all over...

[Hilly]

the room!! U better evacuate and see if luvdance is ok after we...

[KL®]

cleaned up the mess on her, we decided to go more PG13 and play a game of....

[CajunGuy]

Pin the tail on Tiffy's ass LOL but we were out of...

[KL®]

'pimp juice'®, Next we went on and did a....

[CajunGuy]

Kick ass dance mix cd featuring MC Fred LOL singing his new hit....

[Hilly]

"Ima comin' to Australia" Every1 was tired after that so they...

[JoeySkillz]

so they popped in Fred's cd again and jammed the night away to "Ima Comin to OZ!! All of a sudden..

[CajunGuy]

Cajun broke out some primo herb and we al started to...

[Hilly]

N we all started to choke on the choof, cos that was some strong shit that cajun got from..

[KL®]

the original 'Asian Sensation'®,
type of Asian that you need in your crew
type of Asian that'll do sh*t you won't do
type of Asian that you wanna be,
'Got Rice Bi-ch?' hell yeah its me,


AT that time.....

[CajunGuy]

Joey wanted to go to Denny's as he had the munchies but we were all too high to drive so he decided to...

[luvdance]

ring luv and ask her if she wanted to....

[KL®]

hold hands and make babies,

luv said she can't because she :love: .....

[luvdance]

was "doing it" with KL who wanted to....

[KL®]

video tape it and watch the play by play slow motion playback, thats when...

[luvdance]

luv said " KL you really know how....

[JoeySkillz]

has to feed her dogs sum cat food, and thats when..

[luvdance]

luv decided she really...

[JoeySkillz]

wanted to give them something esle. Somthing like...

[Hilly]

A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE nipple to, bc Joey is obssesed with..

[luvdance]

himself and wanted to lick .....

[JoeySkillz]

luv's "you know what" WHAO!! that was sum....

[KL®]

sweet patato pie, but we really want to know what else was baking in her oven... it was...

[Hilly]

a big fat italian...

[DJLookout]

Here is my 2 cents !

THE END .

you guys are a bunch of Troll loving Freaks !!!!!!

[JoeySkillz]

Here is my 2 cents !

THE END .

you guys are a bunch of Troll loving Freaks !!!!!!
ok i think we should end here i'll get it up tomorrow Or Wil yo bro if u get the time do it for me...or anybody here how has the time to put all this in one big story PEace!!