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Cloudberry
10-20-2004, 01:45 AM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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saci
11-05-2004, 04:30 AM
You gotta be kidding. The real number should be 8.
And of course you know who is number 8. Actually i am always number 1 but i dont mind if you call me 8. Anyway you will see who is the real number 1 shortly :p......

JoeySkillz
03-08-2005, 04:10 AM
You gotta be kidding. The real number should be 8.
And of course you know who is number 8. Actually i am always number 1 but i dont mind if you call me 8. Anyway you will see who is the real number 1 shortly :p......
SACI hmm last time i heard he lost his job... Wonder how he;'s doing now!!!

luvdance
03-08-2005, 07:53 AM
LMAO!! good post:)

hotdanceej14
04-13-2005, 09:34 AM
lol good one... its true though! LOL notice boyfriends and husbands didnt make the list!!!!!