JoeySkillz
09-23-2004, 02:53 AM
I dont know if you guys seen this repost somewheres else but newayz here goes
Dear Employees:
>
>It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
>
>throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
>of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>received from
>some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will
no
>
>longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of
>
>being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
>
>co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING"
>
>phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
>
>information can continue
>
>in an effective manner.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 1) TRY SAYING:
>
> I think you could use more training.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2) TRY SAYING:
>
> She's an aggressive go-getter.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 3) TRY SAYING:
>
> Perhaps I can work late.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 4) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> No f______ way.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 5) TRY SAYING:
>
> Really?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 6) TRY SAYING:
>
> Perhaps you should check with...
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 7) TRY SAYING:
>
> I wasn't involved in the project.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> It's not my f______ problem.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 8) TRY SAYING:
>
> That's interesting.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> What the f___?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 9) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> This sh__ won't work.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 10) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'll try to schedule that.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Why the h_! __ didn't you tell me sooner?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 11) TRY SAYING:
>
> He's not familiar with the issues.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> He's got his head up his a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 12) TRY SAYING:
>
> Excuse me, sir?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Eat sh__ and die.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 13) TRY SAYING:
>
> So you weren't happy with it?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Kiss my a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 14) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> F___ it, I'm on salary.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 15) TRY SAYING:
>
> I don't think you understand.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Shove it up your a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 16) TRY SAYING:
>
> I love a challenge.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> This job sucks.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 17) TRY SAYING:
>
> You want me to take care of that?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 18 ) TRY SAYING:
>
> He's somewhat insensitive.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> He's a pr_ck.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Thank You,
>
> Human Resources
Dear Employees:
>
>It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
>
>throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
>of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>received from
>some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will
no
>
>longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of
>
>being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
>
>co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING"
>
>phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
>
>information can continue
>
>in an effective manner.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 1) TRY SAYING:
>
> I think you could use more training.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2) TRY SAYING:
>
> She's an aggressive go-getter.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 3) TRY SAYING:
>
> Perhaps I can work late.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 4) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> No f______ way.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 5) TRY SAYING:
>
> Really?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 6) TRY SAYING:
>
> Perhaps you should check with...
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 7) TRY SAYING:
>
> I wasn't involved in the project.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> It's not my f______ problem.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 8) TRY SAYING:
>
> That's interesting.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> What the f___?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 9) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> This sh__ won't work.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 10) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'll try to schedule that.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Why the h_! __ didn't you tell me sooner?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 11) TRY SAYING:
>
> He's not familiar with the issues.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> He's got his head up his a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 12) TRY SAYING:
>
> Excuse me, sir?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Eat sh__ and die.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 13) TRY SAYING:
>
> So you weren't happy with it?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Kiss my a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 14) TRY SAYING:
>
> I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> F___ it, I'm on salary.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 15) TRY SAYING:
>
> I don't think you understand.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Shove it up your a__.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 16) TRY SAYING:
>
> I love a challenge.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> This job sucks.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 17) TRY SAYING:
>
> You want me to take care of that?
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 18 ) TRY SAYING:
>
> He's somewhat insensitive.
>
> INSTEAD OF:
>
> He's a pr_ck.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Thank You,
>
> Human Resources