Losing my religion!

[CajunGuy]

Hey, what is your religion? What were you raised as? What are you now?

Er, I was raised "Voodoo" Catholic but I consider myself agnostic now. What about all of you? :twak:

[DJDarknez]

Same as you Caj........raised Catholic, now agnostic / atheist / whatever you want to call it.

[KL®]

raised with no religion.....


and guess what? I have no religion now. :p

[luvdance]

Catholic and still am :)

[JoeySkillz]

Catholic and still am :)
YEP Catholic!!!!.......btw what are Mormans cuz they keep coming over my house wanting to read and stuff :kos:

[DJDarknez]

Mormons are evil...........kill a mormon, go to heaven........:D

[JoeySkillz]

Mormons are evil...........kill a mormon, go to heaven........:D
oh man....the dudes are nice though...lol i cant kill a nice person lolol man what do i do then...how do i tell them to go away without being rude....
i usually dont answer the door when they come... but they always come the next day and shiit Damn i cant avoid these nooBs :hangover

[CajunGuy]

OMG, like mormons came to my apartment one time while I was writing a paper in my underwear. I sure opened that b!tch up and started logically disrobing the veil of their religion by exposing the lies they teach in their church. I then expressed that I was a graduate student in anthropology and I did not appreciate how they not only destroy indigenous cultures in Central America but also how they manipulate native American mythology for their own personal gain by saying the Pan-Mesoamerican god Quetzalcoatl was really Jesus trying to save the people but the natives were to ignorant to realize it was him so that's why they stayed in a state of savagery. I told them to get an education then I slammed my door. Bastards!!!! :rock:

[its_me]

Welll I was raised catholic now atheist. :p

[JoeySkillz]

:imwitstup OMG, like mormons came to my apartment one time while I was writing a paper in my underwear. I sure opened that b!tch up and started logically disrobing the veil of their religion by exposing the lies they teach in their church. I then expressed that I was a graduate student in anthropology and I did not appreciate how they not only destroy indigenous cultures in Central America but also how they manipulate native American mythology for their own personal gain by saying the Pan-Mesoamerican god Quetzalcoatl was really Jesus trying to save the people but the natives were to ignorant to realize it was him so that's why they stayed in a state of savagery. I told them to get an education then I slammed my door. Bastards!!!! :rock:
OMG LMAO lolololol they havent been over my house in a few days..... :applaudit shit i better keep quiet before i jinx myself lol :shakinghe

[hotdanceej14]

i was raised christian, went to church every sunday.. u know, the whole deal. i still have my beliefs and stuff, i just dont like church... at all.

[JoeySkillz]

i haven't been to church in ages

[DJDarknez]

Me either. Last time was for a wedding, not mass, and that was...hmm...4 years ago or so?

[CajunGuy]

I'm back to being Catholic BTW, only for political reasons though

[DJDarknez]

politcal?!?!?!

You running for governor??

[CajunGuy]

LOL, no, I was kind of upset that I heard that these lesbians were denied communion in Michigan or whatever and that kind of pissed me off so I went back to the church to show that there are open homosexuals in the church.

[DJDarknez]

Ah, a revolution from the inside!

OLE! Viva la revolucion!

[CajunGuy]

Yes, I was an altar boy for 5 years growing up...no I was never molested.

[DJDarknez]

I was an altar boy for 2 years, and I was never molested either!

I sucked at it. Badly. When you did it, were you supposed to bring up the bible when the priest would say "let us pray"? I just flat out forgot to do it one day.

Ewps!

[CajunGuy]

No, we weren't allowed to talk. In fact, I got in major trouble once because I busted out laughing in church at my mom's new haircut (it was a bad 80's style). We had to carry the cross and like bring the priest wine and stuff. I was freaked when I went to my cousin's confirmation way back in 99 and saw that girls were altar boys...well, altar servers I guess.

[DJDarknez]

Yeah, way back when, I had a damn hard time to keep from laughing one Sunday morning at the thoughts of Ace Ventura. The original. For some reason I just couldn't get it out of my head.

[JoeySkillz]

U know damn well u guys were molested.. u wont fess up here.. better call the police if yaw'll still want justice!!

[DJDarknez]

shush

it's called denial

LET US LIVE IT!

:applaudit

[JoeySkillz]

OK now that deserves one of Oh Golly's famous LMAO's
hahaaa!!!

[CajunGuy]

I hope I wasn't molested, we had some fugly priests!

[DJDarknez]

I don't even remember.

All the best looking girls go to church though

[CajunGuy]

My last girlfriend, you know back in 1995, was a Catholic School girl. We broke up when she became pregnant (believe me, it wasn't mine!). Its true though, the bigger the bow the bigger the hoe!!

[JoeySkillz]

I don't even remember.

All the best looking girls go to church though

that is the truth.. always has been!!
didnt they say on Wedding Crashers that they are also the horniest? LOL

[DJDarknez]

Probably.

I wouldn't know, haven't been to church in YEARS and have no plans to return anytime soon.

[ohgolly_80]

I am catholic. My cousins are catholic! It is not that bad!

[CajunGuy]

I'm Catholic!

[ohgolly_80]

:jump:

[JoeySkillz]

Catholic here.. still belive !!!

[CajunGuy]

I wonder if I go to church if I will burst into flames

[DJDarknez]

If I dipped my fingers into the holy water, would they burn? ala Devil's Advocate?

[CajunGuy]

Will I be raped by Robert DeNiro and then go into church naked like Charlize Theron in that movie? My bad it was Al Pacino who played the devil.

[DJDarknez]

Al Pacino is cool, mang.

[CajunGuy]

Say hello to my little friend!!

[Phiction]

Church by me is just filled with old people and families. So there is no reason to go for the view. But they do serve snacks!

[DJDarknez]

And booze!

[Phiction]

Whoa, thats the blood of christ? That guy must have been hammered 24/7

[CajunGuy]

They mix the wine with water so it dilutes the blood of christ so you don't get drunk :(

[DJDarknez]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wtf

[JoeySkillz]

its still good from what i can remember.. and they let kids drink it too... sometimes

[CajunGuy]

I didn't drink it until I was an adult because my church back home didn't serve wine to the congregation, just the little stale wafer thing.

[JoeySkillz]

I didn't drink it until I was an adult because my church back home didn't serve wine to the congregation, just the little stale wafer thing.

the bread= Body of Christ
i went to church just for that reason HAHAH!!

[CajunGuy]

are you serious? LOL

[DJDarknez]

It's amazing to think how many time's Christ's body has been eaten and drunk. I mean, think about it. Every Sunday, at least 3 times a day, millions of people ean and drink Jesus.

That's alot. Musta been a fat fucker.

[ohgolly_80]

a lot of religions don't do it every sunday. it is like once a month and on certain holidays and some do it for weddings. at least i know the catholics do it at weddings too.

[CajunGuy]

Not all Catholic churches serve wine to the congregation though.

[JoeySkillz]

are you serious? LOL

dude as a kid .. when i didnt wanna go to SUnday school.. i'd tell me mom let me stay with you guys during mass. and i couldnt wait for the communion bread.. it was good man HAHAH!!

[Phiction]

Yea... Mine was cheap. They only broke out the booze for Holidays.

[DJDarknez]

and even then it was just beer, not wine.

HOORAY BEER.

[CajunGuy]

I am going to be off the beer for a few days, I need to detox.